| Sketch | Doctor “Cookie Crumbles” |
| Ryan Gosling | ... | Jeffrey Thank You |
| Mikey Day | ... | grandpa |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | son |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | mother |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | father |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | relative |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Dr. Please#2 |
| Molly Kearney | ... | nurse |
| Chloe Troast | ... | daughter |
| Devon Walker | ... | relative |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Ryan Gosling holds the camcorder backwards, and Molly Kearney accidentally hits Bowen Yang's foot with the wheelchair.