| Cold Opening | Fox News Ukrainian Invasion Celebration Spectacular |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | operator |
| Mikey Day | ... | Donald Trump Jr. |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | operator |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Laura Ingraham Live |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Tucker Carlson Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | operator |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Kimberly Guilfoyle |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Steven Seagal |