| Musical Sketch | Subway Churro |
| John Mulaney | ... | newsstand guy |
| LCD Soundsystem | ... | Guardian Angels |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | Jew |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Jesus Christ |
| Mikey Day | ... | guy |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | guy |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Jew |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | driver |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | puddle |
| Alex Moffat | ... | guy |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Evan Hansen |
| Chris Redd | ... | guy |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Jew |
| Cecily Strong | ... | actress |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | mole person |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | churro lady |
| Ben Marshall | ... | finance bro |