February 26, 2022S47E13 #922
| Host: | John Mulaney |
| Musical Guest: | LCD Soundsystem |
| Cameos: | Candice Bergen, Tina Fey, Elliott Gould, Steve Martin, Conan O'Brien, Paul Rudd, The Ukrainian Chorus Dumka of New York |
Filmed Cameo: | Al Roker |
| Cold Opening | Prayer for Ukraine |
| Sketch | Monkey Judge |
| Sketch | COVID Discussion |
| Film | Please Don't Destroy Good Variant |
| Sketch | Five Timers Club |
| Musical Performance | "Thrills" |
| Musical Sketch | Subway Churro |
| Show | Behind The Slime |
| Musical Performance | "Yr City's A Sucker" |
| Sketch | Cupid Shuffle |
| Sketch | Monkey Judge |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | bailiff |
| Cecily Strong | ... | attorney |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | attorney |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | defendant |
| Commercial | Blue River Dog Food |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | owner |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Jenny |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Rebecca Ann Bush |
| Sketch | COVID Discussion |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | girl |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Gina |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Keith |
| Bowen Yang | ... | guy |
| Film | Please Don't Destroy Good Variant |
| Martin Herlihy | ||
| John Higgins | ||
| Ben Marshall | ||
| Sarah Sherman | ... | nurse |
| Musical Sketch | Subway Churro |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | Jew |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Jesus Christ |
| Mikey Day | ... | guy |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | guy |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Jew |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | driver |
| Ben Marshall | ... | finance bro |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | puddle |
| Alex Moffat | ... | guy |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Evan Hansen |
| Chris Redd | ... | guy |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Jew |
| Cecily Strong | ... | actress |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | mole person |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | churro lady |
| Show | Behind The Slime |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Becky Boggs |
| Mikey Day | ... | Matt |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Abby |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Marc Summers |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Pat |
| Chris Redd | ... | Nick Cannon |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Marcy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Tracy |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Christina |
| Sketch | Cupid Shuffle |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | Danitra |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Lisa Weissman |
| Chris Redd | ... | Uncle Bunk |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | deejay |
| Cold Opening | Prayer for Ukraine |
| The Ukrainian Chorus Dumka of New York | ||
| Kate McKinnon | Live | |
| Cecily Strong | Live |
| Sketch | Monkey Judge |
| John Mulaney | ... | Judge Tango |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | bailiff |
| Cecily Strong | ... | attorney |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | attorney |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | defendant |
| Commercial | Blue River Dog Food |
| John Mulaney | ... | Daniel |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | owner |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Jenny |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Rebecca Ann Bush |
| Sketch | COVID Discussion |
| John Mulaney | ... | guy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | girl |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Gina |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Keith |
| Bowen Yang | ... | guy |
| Film | Please Don't Destroy Good Variant |
| John Mulaney | ... | news anchor |
| Paul Rudd | ||
| Al Roker | ||
| Martin Herlihy | ||
| John Higgins | ||
| Ben Marshall | ||
| Sarah Sherman | ... | nurse |
| Sketch | Five Timers Club |
| John Mulaney | ||
| Candice Bergen | ||
| Conan O'Brien | ||
| Elliott Gould | ||
| Paul Rudd | ||
| Steve Martin | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| James Austin Johnson |
| Musical Sketch | Subway Churro |
| John Mulaney | ... | newsstand guy |
| LCD Soundsystem | ... | Guardian Angels |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | Jew |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Jesus Christ |
| Mikey Day | ... | guy |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | guy |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Jew |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | driver |
| Ben Marshall | ... | finance bro |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | puddle |
| Alex Moffat | ... | guy |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Evan Hansen |
| Chris Redd | ... | guy |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Jew |
| Cecily Strong | ... | actress |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | mole person |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | churro lady |
| Show | Behind The Slime |
| John Mulaney | ... | Craig |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Becky Boggs |
| Mikey Day | ... | Matt |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Abby |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Marc Summers |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Pat |
| Chris Redd | ... | Nick Cannon |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Marcy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Tracy |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Christina |
| Sketch | Cupid Shuffle |
| John Mulaney | ... | Daniel Weissman |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | Danitra |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Lisa Weissman |
| Chris Redd | ... | Uncle Bunk |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | deejay |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Mulaney | 9 | 1 | |||
| LCD Soundsystem | 3 | ||||
| Candice Bergen | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Elliott Gould | 1 | ||||
| Paul Rudd | 2 | ||||
| Steve Martin | 1 | ||||
| The Ukrainian Chorus Dumka of New York | 1 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Al Roker | 1 | ||||
| Aristotle Athari | 1 | ||||
| Aidy Bryant | 3 | ||||
| Michael Che | 1 | ||||
| Pete Davidson | |||||
| Mikey Day | 2 | ||||
| Andrew Dismukes | 1 | ||||
| Chloe Fineman | 2 | ||||
| Heidi Gardner | 2 | ||||
| James Austin Johnson | 3 | ||||
| Punkie Johnson | 2 | ||||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Kate McKinnon | 3 | ||||
| Alex Moffat | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kyle Mooney | 2 | ||||
| Ego Nwodim | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Redd | 3 | 1 | |||
| Sarah Sherman | 3 | ||||
| Cecily Strong | 5 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | ||||
| Melissa Villaseñor | 3 | ||||
| Bowen Yang | 1 | ||||
| Martin Herlihy | 1 | ||||
| John Higgins | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Ben Marshall | 2 | ||||
| 72 | 2 | 2 | 2 |