| Sketch | Theatre Donor |
| Felicity Jones | ... | Keeley |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Tara Henry |
| Beck Bennett | ... | actor |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | actress |
| Cecily Strong | ... | electronic voice Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Mikey Day | ... | Albee Durberry |
| Alex Moffat | ... | stagehand |
| Anthony Rocco Cavaleri | ... | audience member |
| Bill Corsair | ... | audience member |
| Takako Haywood | ... | audience member |
| Alex Hollock | ... | audience member |