| Monologue |
| Ronda Rousey | ||
| Selena Gomez | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ||
| Beck Bennett | ... | Chad |
| Aidy Bryant | ||
| Taran Killam | ... | Mark |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Justin Bieber#8 |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | audience member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ||
| Jay Pharoah | ||
| Cecily Strong | ... | model |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | coach |
| Sasheer Zamata | ||
| Jon Rudnitsky | ||
| Wally Feresten |