| Sketch |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | student |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | theatre parent#1 |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | theatre student#1 |
| Taran Killam | ... | theatre student#1 |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | theatre student#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | theatre parent#1 |
| Beck Bennett | ... | theatre student#1 |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | theatre student#1 |