| Sketch |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Breckin |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Vogelcheck |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dwayne Vogelcheck |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Austin Vogelcheck |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | nurse |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Vogelcheck |
| Taran Killam | ... | Matt |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Eva Vogelcheck |
| Beck Bennett | ... | TV announcer Voice |