| Aired: | 05.17.2014 (8 / 15) |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Breckin |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dwayne Vogelcheck |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Vogelcheck |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Vogelcheck |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | nurse |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Austin Vogelcheck |
| Beck Bennett | ... | TV announcer (voice) |
| Taran Killam | ... | Matt |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Eva Vogelcheck |