| Show |
| Martin Short | ... | Jackie Rogers Jr. |
| Carrie Brownstein | ||
| Samuel L. Jackson | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Giuseppe |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Pippa |
| Bill Hader | ... | Lindsey Buckingham |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Bob Cratchit |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Grinchina |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Vance |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Diondre Cole |
| Tim Robinson | ... | dancing Santa |
| Cecily Strong | ... | singer |
⁕Samuel L. Jackson unexpectedly says "this some bullshit", prompting Kenan Thompson to ad-lib "That costs money".