| Sketch | Locker Room |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Matt Prater |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jesus |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chris Clark |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tim Tebow |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Brian Dawkins |
| Anthony Rocco Cavaleri | ... | player |
| Kent Davis | ... | player |
| Andrew Ginsburg | ... | player |
| Shawn Michael | ... | player |