| Cold Opening | Obama Interviews |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#15 Live |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Kristin Cavallari |
| Bill Hader | ... | Keith Morrison#3 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Guy Fieri#1 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kathy Griffin |
| Andy Samberg | ... | teenage vampire |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Glenn Beck#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Stuart Scott |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Carol |