March 14, 2009S34E18 #654
| Host: | Tracy Morgan |
| Musical Guest: | Kelly Clarkson |
| Cameos: | Tina Fey, Stuart Margolin |
Filmed Cameo: | John Cena |
| Cold Opening | Tracy Returns |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Musical Performance | "My Life Would Suck Without You" |
| Show | Big Love |
| Film | SNL Digital Short Party Guys |
| Game Show | High IQ |
| Musical Performance | "I Do Not Hook Up" |
| Show | Family Flix |
| Sketch | Brian Fellow's Safari Planet |
| Bill Hader | ... | imaginary cow Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Nat Cannon |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Chuck Yates |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kittyachi Voice |
| Show | The View |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Joy Behar |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Elisabeth Hasselbeck |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Bill Hader | ... | kid |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | kid |
| Andy Samberg | ... | kid |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Officer Sikorsky |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lorenzo McIntosh |
| Commercial | Dateline |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Sally Bingham |
| Bill Hader | ... | Keith Morrison |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Ronnie Taylor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chris Bingham |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | John Malkovich |
| Don Pardo | ... | Really!?! announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Barbie |
| Show | Big Love |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Chloë Sevigny , Nicolette |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Bill Paxton , Bill |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jeanne Tripplehorn , Barb |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Ginnifer Goodwin , Margene |
| Film | SNL Digital Short Party Guys |
| James Anderson | ... | soldier |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Abby Elliott | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ... | Tom |
| Bill Hader | ||
| Colin Jost | ... | guest |
| Rob Klein | ... | guest |
| John Lutz | ... | guest |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| John Mulaney | ... | guest |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Batman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mr. Personality |
| Bryan Tucker | ... | soldier |
| Casey Wilson | ... | guest |
| Commercial | Suppressex |
| Abby Elliott | ... | cheerleader |
| Will Forte | ... | Uncle Jack |
| Bill Hader | ... | department store Santa |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show | High IQ |
| Fred Armisen | ... | scientist |
| Abby Elliott | ... | egg |
| Will Forte | ... | Neo |
| Bill Hader | ... | skater |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Alan |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | angel |
| Andy Samberg | ... | bacon |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | professor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Harry Potter |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | professor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beth |
| Casey Wilson | ... | lady |
| Show | Family Flix |
| Will Forte | ... | milkman |
| John Lutz | ... | dog Still |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | actor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | actor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | host |
| Show | The View |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Sherri Shepherd |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Joy Behar |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Elisabeth Hasselbeck |
| Show | Big Love |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Chloë Sevigny , Nicolette |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Bill Paxton , Bill |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jeanne Tripplehorn , Barb |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Ginnifer Goodwin , Margene |
| Cold Opening | Tracy Returns |
| Tracy Morgan | Live | |
| Tina Fey | ||
| John Cena | ||
| Simon Rich | ... | page |
| Emily Spivey | ... | security guard |
| Sketch | Brian Fellow's Safari Planet |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Bill Hader | ... | imaginary cow Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Nat Cannon |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Chuck Yates |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kittyachi Voice |
| Show | The View |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Sherri Shepherd |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Joy Behar |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Elisabeth Hasselbeck |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Kendrick McEntire |
| Bill Hader | ... | kid |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | kid |
| Andy Samberg | ... | kid |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Officer Sikorsky |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lorenzo McIntosh |
| Commercial | Dateline |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Carl Collins |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Sally Bingham |
| Bill Hader | ... | Keith Morrison |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Ronnie Taylor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chris Bingham |
| Sketch | Astronaut Jones |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Astronaut Jones |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Krilgarian woman |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | John Malkovich |
| Don Pardo | ... | Really!?! announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Barbie |
| Show | Big Love |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Fantasia Divine |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Chloë Sevigny , Nicolette |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Bill Paxton , Bill |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jeanne Tripplehorn , Barb |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Ginnifer Goodwin , Margene |
| Film | SNL Digital Short Party Guys |
| James Anderson | ... | soldier |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Abby Elliott | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ... | Tom |
| Bill Hader | ||
| Colin Jost | ... | guest |
| Rob Klein | ... | guest |
| John Lutz | ... | guest |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| John Mulaney | ... | guest |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Batman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mr. Personality |
| Bryan Tucker | ... | soldier |
| Casey Wilson | ... | guest |
| Commercial | Suppressex |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Dr. Ricky Lamayne |
| Abby Elliott | ... | cheerleader |
| Will Forte | ... | Uncle Jack |
| Bill Hader | ... | department store Santa |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show | High IQ |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Paul Bartlett |
| Fred Armisen | ... | scientist |
| Abby Elliott | ... | egg |
| Will Forte | ... | Neo |
| Bill Hader | ... | skater |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Alan |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | angel |
| Andy Samberg | ... | bacon |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | professor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Harry Potter |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | professor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beth |
| Casey Wilson | ... | lady |
| Show | Family Flix |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Percy T. Douglas |
| Will Forte | ... | milkman |
| John Lutz | ... | dog Still |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | actor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | actor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | host |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tracy Morgan | 12 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kelly Clarkson | 2 | ||||
| Stuart Margolin | 1 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| John Cena | 1 | ||||
| James Anderson | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 2 | |||
| Abby Elliott | 5 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 4 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 8 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Rob Klein | 1 | ||||
| John Lutz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | ||||
| John Mulaney | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Simon Rich | 1 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 7 | ||||
| Emily Spivey | 1 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bryan Tucker | 1 | ||||
| Michaela Watkins | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 8 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Casey Wilson | 3 | 1 | |||
| 93 | 4 | 12 | 10 | 1 |