| Show | Big Love |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Fantasia Divine |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Bill Paxton /Bill |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jeanne Tripplehorn /Barb |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Chloë Sevigny /Nicolette |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Ginnifer Goodwin /Margene |
♬The Beach Boys - "God Only Knows"