| Aired: | 09.29.2007 (5 / 16) |
| LeBron James | ... | new kid |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Corbin Bleu, Chad |
| Will Forte | ... | student |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Gabriella |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Zac Efron, Troy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | student |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | student |