| Cold Opening | The All-But-Certain-To-Be Next President |
| Sketch | Children's Hope Auction |
| Film | Iran So Far |
| Show | The Lyle Kane Show |
| Musical Performance | "Stronger", "Good Life" |
| Cartoon | First Served, First Come |
| Musical Performance | "Champion", "Everything I Am" |
| Sketch | Great Moments in Guidance Counseling |
| Cold Opening | The All-But-Certain-To-Be Next President |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | blind man |
| Will Forte | ... | spokesperson |
| Bill Hader | ... | hunter |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | mother |
| Sketch | Children's Hope Auction |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rick Foster |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jonathan |
| Amy Poehler | ... | friend |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Alice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Penelope |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Corbin Bleu /Chad |
| Will Forte | ... | student |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Vanessa Anne Hudgens /Gabriella |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Zac Efron /Troy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | student |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | student |
| Show | The Lyle Kane Show |
| Will Forte | ... | Lyle Kane |
| Bill Hader | ... | Daniel |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
O.J. Simpson
Commentary on his arrest for robbery |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Commentary on women and homosexuals |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | translator |
| Commercial |
| Will Forte | ... | Mark Sellers |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jamilah Lucas |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Darcel Wynne |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | C. Micah Kring |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beverly Jeanne |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cartoon | First Served, First Come |
| Bill Hader | ... | Flame Eye Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Flatside Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Lizardo Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Bighead Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Half-Scary Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | henchman Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Sergeant Karsnia Voice |
| Show |
| Will Forte | ... | Drake Bell |
| Will Forte | ... | mayor |
| Bill Hader | ... | presenter |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dakota Fanning |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rocsi |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Josh Peck |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Terrence Jenkins |
| John Lutz | ... | George F. Smoot |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Bryan Tucker | ... | John C. Mather |
| Sketch | Great Moments in Guidance Counseling |
| Will Forte | ... | Glenn |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Larry Baines |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cartoon | First Served, First Come |
| Steve Carell | ... | beetle Voice |
| Steve Carell | ... | Gary Voice |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Ace Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Dr. Brainio Voice |
| Cold Opening | The All-But-Certain-To-Be Next President |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton Live |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Corbin Bleu /Chad |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Vanessa Anne Hudgens /Gabriella |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Zac Efron /Troy |
| Weekend Update |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
O.J. Simpson
Commentary on his arrest for robbery |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Commentary on women and homosexuals |
| Cold Opening | The All-But-Certain-To-Be Next President |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Peyton List | ... | daughter |
| Spencer List | ... | son |
| Fred Armisen | ... | blind man |
| Will Forte | ... | spokesperson |
| Bill Hader | ... | hunter |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | mother |
| Sketch | Children's Hope Auction |
| LeBron James | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rick Foster |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jonathan |
| Amy Poehler | ... | friend |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Alice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Penelope |
| Commercial |
| LeBron James | ... | new kid |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Corbin Bleu /Chad |
| Will Forte | ... | student |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Vanessa Anne Hudgens /Gabriella |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Zac Efron /Troy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | student |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | student |
| Tramaine Montell Ford | ... | student |
| Film | Iran So Far |
| Show | The Lyle Kane Show |
| LeBron James | ... | Tim |
| Will Forte | ... | Lyle Kane |
| Bill Hader | ... | Daniel |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
O.J. Simpson
Commentary on his arrest for robbery |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Commentary on women and homosexuals |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | translator |
| Commercial |
| LeBron James | ... | Alexander |
| Will Forte | ... | Mark Sellers |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jamilah Lucas |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Darcel Wynne |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | C. Micah Kring |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beverly Jeanne |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cartoon | First Served, First Come |
| Steve Carell | ... | beetle Voice |
| Steve Carell | ... | Gary Voice |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Ace Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Dr. Brainio Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Flame Eye Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Flatside Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Lizardo Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Bighead Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Half-Scary Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | henchman Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Sergeant Karsnia Voice |
| Show |
| LeBron James | ||
| Kanye West | ||
| Emily Robinson | ... | Abigail Winters |
| Will Forte | ... | Drake Bell |
| Will Forte | ... | mayor |
| Bill Hader | ... | presenter |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dakota Fanning |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rocsi |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Josh Peck |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Terrence Jenkins |
| John Lutz | ... | George F. Smoot |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Bryan Tucker | ... | John C. Mather |
| Sketch | Great Moments in Guidance Counseling |
| LeBron James | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Glenn |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Larry Baines |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, which includes a brief scene featuring Kenan Thompson as Kanye West's guidance counselor. During the live show, this scene was cut for time, as evidenced by Kanye and Kenan wearing their costumes during the goodnights.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LeBron James | 8 | ||||
| Kanye West | 3 | ||||
| Jake Gyllenhaal | 1 | ||||
| Adam Levine | 1 | ||||
| Peyton List | 1 | ||||
| Spencer List | 1 | ||||
| Emily Robinson | 1 | ||||
| Steve Carell | 1 | 2 | |||
| Bill Chott | 1 | 1 | |||
| Stephen Colbert | 1 | 2 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 3 | |||
| Will Forte | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Bill Hader | 7 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 3 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 6 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 2 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 4 | |||
| Bryan Tucker | 1 | ||||
| Tramaine Montell Ford | 1 | ||||
| 72 | 4 | 17 | 18 |