| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Taylor Hicks |
| Tina Fey |
Women's NewsCommentary on Britney Spears | |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Bobby Brown |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frondi |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk |