| Sketch |
| Kevin Spacey | ... | future Ken |
| Fred Armisen | ... | past Ken |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | past Ken |
| Will Forte | ... | Ken Mortimer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Abraham Lincoln |
| Seth Meyers | ... | past Ken |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | past Ken |
| Chris Parnell | ... | past Ken |
| Amy Poehler | ... | past Ken |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | hunter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | past Ken |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | past Ken |
| Bill Hader | ... | past Ken |
| Andy Samberg | ... | past Ken |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | past Ken |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | past Ken |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |