| Cold Opening | Santa Cheney |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | girl |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#17 Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#20 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | girl |
| Andy Samberg | ... | boy |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Santa Cheney |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | girl |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#17 Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#20 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | girl |
| Andy Samberg | ... | boy |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |