| Cold Opening | Troops Q&A |
| Fred Armisen | ... | soldier |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | soldier |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#14 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume#1 Live |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Jeff Walker |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | soldier |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | William Kelly |
| Jesse Rich | ... | soldier |