| Cold Opening | Troops Q&A |
| Show | NewsNight |
| Sketch | Dancer Party |
| Musical Performance | "Do You Want To" |
| Sketch | Italian Hotel |
| Sketch | Creighton Boys School |
| Musical Performance | "Take Me Out" |
| Sketch | Singing Vows |
| Sketch | Schatzki's Deli |
| Cold Opening | Troops Q&A |
| Fred Armisen | ... | soldier |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | soldier |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume Live |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Jeff Walker |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | soldier |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | William Kelly |
| Sketch | Dancer Party |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guest |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guest |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guest |
| Bill Hader | ... | Derek |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guest |
| Danielle Flora | ... | guest |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Donnie Freeman /high school football coach |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Pep Walters /blind prop comic |
| Sketch | Italian Hotel |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Peppo |
| Amy Poehler | ... | visitor |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | visitor |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | visitor |
| Sketch | Creighton Boys School |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Roz Wells |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Matthew Nelson |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Dennis |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Anne Van Patten |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Stan Wells |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Miguel |
| Andy Samberg | ... | student |
| Sketch | Singing Vows |
| Fred Armisen | ... | father |
| Tina Fey | ... | mother |
| Will Forte | ... | Glenn Clarkson |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guest |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | father |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | priest |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank |
| Will Forte | ... | agent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley |
| Andy Samberg | ... | boyfriend |
| John Lutz | ... | teacher |
| Sketch | Schatzki's Deli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Abe Scheinwald |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Artie |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brad Scheinwald |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Abby |
| Sketch | Schatzki's Deli |
| Cold Opening | Troops Q&A |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume Live |
| Cold Opening | Troops Q&A |
| Fred Armisen | ... | soldier |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | soldier |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume Live |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Jeff Walker |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | soldier |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | William Kelly |
| Jesse Rich | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Dancer Party |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones | ... | Sophie |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guest |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guest |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guest |
| Bill Hader | ... | Derek |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guest |
| Danielle Flora | ... | guest |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Donnie Freeman /high school football coach |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Pep Walters /blind prop comic |
| Sketch | Italian Hotel |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones | ... | Francesca |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Peppo |
| Amy Poehler | ... | visitor |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | visitor |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | visitor |
| Sketch | Creighton Boys School |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones | ... | Hillary DeCroix |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Roz Wells |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Matthew Nelson |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Dennis |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Anne Van Patten |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Stan Wells |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Miguel |
| Andy Samberg | ... | student |
| Sketch | Singing Vows |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones | ... | Gina |
| Fred Armisen | ... | father |
| Tina Fey | ... | mother |
| Will Forte | ... | Glenn Clarkson |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guest |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | father |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | priest |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank |
| Will Forte | ... | agent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley |
| Andy Samberg | ... | boyfriend |
| John Lutz | ... | teacher |
| Sketch | Schatzki's Deli |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones | ... | Consuela Garcia Marquez |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Abe Scheinwald |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Artie |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brad Scheinwald |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Abby |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Catherine Zeta-Jones | 8 | 1 | |||
| Franz Ferdinand | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 6 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 4 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | 4 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 8 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 2 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 6 | 1 | |||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jesse Rich | 1 | ||||
| 71 | 4 | 9 | 3 |