March 19, 2005#1
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Zell Miller |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | interpreter |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jose Canseco |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sammy Sosa |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Zell Miller |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | interpreter |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jose Canseco |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sammy Sosa |