| Sketch | Pushup Contest |
| Show | Episode Two: Crash Landing On A Strange Planet |
| Musical Performance | "Rich Girl" |
| Sketch | Church |
| Show | Action 13 News |
| Musical Performance | "Hollaback Girl" |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Zell Miller |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | interpreter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jose Canseco |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sammy Sosa |
| Commercial |
| Will Forte | ... | Dr. Terry McQuarren |
| Seth Meyers | ... | client |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | client |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | client |
| Rob Riggle | ... | client |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | client |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rhonda Rogan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Travolta |
| Amy Poehler | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Sketch | Pushup Contest |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mrs. Quiss |
| Chris Parnell | ... | coworker |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Stephanie |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Diago |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | delivery man |
| Show | Episode Two: Crash Landing On A Strange Planet |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billiam |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Chuck |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Thad |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | space creature |
| Rob Riggle | ... | native |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Givindy |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Henry Payne /consumer advocate Help Me Henry |
| Chris Parnell |
| Sketch | Church |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sister Ophelia |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | preacher |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Deacon Brown |
| Show | Action 13 News |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Barry Shirtsworth |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Busy Martinez |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hurk Mandelbraught |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Episode Two: Crash Landing On A Strange Planet |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billiam |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Thad |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | space creature |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Givindy |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Zell Miller |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jose Canseco |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sammy Sosa |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Zell Miller |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | interpreter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jose Canseco |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sammy Sosa |
| Commercial |
| Will Forte | ... | Dr. Terry McQuarren |
| Seth Meyers | ... | client |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | client |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | client |
| Rob Riggle | ... | client |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | client |
| Show |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Julia Roberts |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rhonda Rogan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Travolta |
| Amy Poehler | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Sketch | Pushup Contest |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Chad |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mrs. Quiss |
| Chris Parnell | ... | coworker |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Stephanie |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Diago |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | delivery man |
| Show | Episode Two: Crash Landing On A Strange Planet |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Captain Timothy |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billiam |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Chuck |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Thad |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | space creature |
| Rob Riggle | ... | native |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Givindy |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Youells | ... | native |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Henry Payne /consumer advocate Help Me Henry |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | clerk |
| Chris Parnell |
| Sketch | Church |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Brian McKay |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sister Ophelia |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | preacher |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Deacon Brown |
| Show | Action 13 News |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Darren Stark |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Barry Shirtsworth |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Busy Martinez |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hurk Mandelbraught |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ashton Kutcher | 8 | 2 | |||
| Gwen Stefani | 2 | ||||
| Demi Moore | 1 | ||||
| Eve | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | ||||
| Rob Riggle | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Youells | 1 | ||||
| 57 | 4 | 9 | 5 |