March 12, 2005S30E14 #579
| Host: | David Spade |
| Musical Guest: | Jack Johnson |
| Musical Cameo: | G. Love |
Voice Cameos: | Jimmy Fallon, Fred Willard |
| Cold Opening | Stewart Release |
| Sketch | Art Dealers |
| Sketch | Stunt Double |
| Sketch | Holding Cell |
| Musical Performance | "Sitting, Waiting, Wishing" |
| Show | Sean Penn's Celebrity Roast |
| Sketch | UPS Guy |
| Sketch | Jingle Singers |
| Musical Performance | "Mudfootball" |
| Cold Opening | Stewart Release |
| James Anderson | ... | employee |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Daryn Kagan |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Rick Sanchez |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Monologue |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | audience member |
| John Lutz | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | Terrell's wife |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | Terrell |
| Sketch | Art Dealers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Heather Clark |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tato |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Commercial | ABC (II) |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | attorney |
| Will Forte | ... | attorney |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | judge |
| Chris Parnell | ... | employer |
| Sketch | Stunt Double |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | marker |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Paul Demmler |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Chris |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vin Diesel |
| Commercial | Woomba |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | woman |
| Tina Fey | ... | woman |
| Amy Poehler | ... | woman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | woman |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| John Lutz | ... | Terry Tut Still |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jorge Rodriguez |
| Show | Sean Penn's Celebrity Roast |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Carlin |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rita Rudner |
| Tina Fey | ... | Bea Arthur |
| Will Forte | ... | Roscoe |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Clint Eastwood |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Sean Penn |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Shucky Ducky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Larry The Cable Guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bernie Mac |
| Sketch | UPS Guy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mary |
| Tina Fey | ... | cleaning lady |
| Seth Meyers | ... | FedEx guy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | cleaning lady |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cleaning lady |
| Sketch | Jingle Singers |
| Will Forte | ... | audience member |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Greg Fletcher |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | C.C. Barry |
| Commercial | Dirtball And Burnout Convention |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Spook Petersen |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | girl |
| Tina Fey | ... | Yvonne Shirley |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guy |
| Rob Riggle | ... | guy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Randy Doneen |
| Sketch | Art Dealers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tato |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Cold Opening | Stewart Release |
| David Spade | ... | Martha Stewart Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Daryn Kagan |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Rick Sanchez |
| Show | Sean Penn's Celebrity Roast |
| David Spade | ... | Owen Wilson |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Carlin |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rita Rudner |
| Tina Fey | ... | Bea Arthur |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Clint Eastwood |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Sean Penn |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Shucky Ducky |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Larry The Cable Guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bernie Mac |
| Cold Opening | Stewart Release |
| David Spade | ... | Martha Stewart Live |
| James Anderson | ... | employee |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Daryn Kagan |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Rick Sanchez |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Monologue |
| David Spade | ||
| Liz Cackowski | ... | audience member |
| John Lutz | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | Terrell's wife |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | Terrell |
| Sketch | Art Dealers |
| David Spade | ... | Mike Clark |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Heather Clark |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tato |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Commercial | ABC (II) |
| David Spade | ... | doctor |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | attorney |
| Will Forte | ... | attorney |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | judge |
| Chris Parnell | ... | employer |
| Sketch | Stunt Double |
| David Spade | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | marker |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Paul Demmler |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Chris |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vin Diesel |
| Commercial | Woomba |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | woman |
| Tina Fey | ... | woman |
| Amy Poehler | ... | woman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | woman |
| Sketch | Holding Cell |
| David Spade | ... | Spider |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | guard |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Andrew |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guard |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| John Lutz | ... | Terry Tut Still |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jorge Rodriguez |
| Show | Sean Penn's Celebrity Roast |
| David Spade | ... | Owen Wilson |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Carlin |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rita Rudner |
| Tina Fey | ... | Bea Arthur |
| Will Forte | ... | Roscoe |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Clint Eastwood |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Sean Penn |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Shucky Ducky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Larry The Cable Guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bernie Mac |
| Sketch | UPS Guy |
| David Spade | ... | UPS guy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mary |
| Tina Fey | ... | cleaning lady |
| Seth Meyers | ... | FedEx guy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | cleaning lady |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cleaning lady |
| Sketch | Jingle Singers |
| David Spade | ... | Roger Barry |
| Will Forte | ... | audience member |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Greg Fletcher |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | C.C. Barry |
| Commercial | Dirtball And Burnout Convention |
| David Spade | ... | spokesperson |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Spook Petersen |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | girl |
| Tina Fey | ... | Yvonne Shirley |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guy |
| Rob Riggle | ... | guy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Randy Doneen |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| David Spade | 10 | 2 | |||
| Jack Johnson | 2 | ||||
| G. Love | 1 | ||||
| Fred Willard | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 9 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 5 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 4 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 5 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | |||
| Rob Riggle | 4 | 2 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | |||
| James Anderson | 1 | ||||
| Liz Cackowski | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| John Lutz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Matt Piedmont | 1 | ||||
| J.B. Smoove | 1 | 1 | |||
| 76 | 7 | 13 | 5 | 1 |