February 5, 2005#1
| Cold Opening |
| Fred Armisen | ... | contestant |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk Live |
| Will Forte | ... | contestant |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mary Roach |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | contestant |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Randy Jackson |