| Sketch | Versace Skiing |
| Sketch | Purse Shopping |
| Sketch | Trump Family |
| Musical Performance | "Somewhere Only We Know" |
| Musical Performance | "Everybody's Changing" |
| Sketch | Bar |
| Cold Opening |
| Fred Armisen | ... | contestant |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk Live |
| Will Forte | ... | contestant |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mary Roach |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | contestant |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Sketch | Versace Skiing |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Jorgen |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | skier |
| Sketch | Purse Shopping |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dustin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Thomas |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Starkisha |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Malik |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | patron |
| Commercial |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Paul |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary B. Anthony |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Warren Grabowski |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Lexus |
| Tina Fey | ... | Christy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | caller |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Trixie |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Candy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | caller |
| Sketch | Trump Family |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | ... |
Donovan McNabb
Commentary on his Super Bowl chances |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Wilma McNabb |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Daffodil /little person |
| Fred Armisen | ... | little person |
| Tina Fey |
Point/CounterpointHometown Fans | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | student |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Trent Worthington |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mervin Watson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | student |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | student |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rafael Alonzo |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | student |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | student |
| Rob Riggle | ... | student |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus |
| Sketch |
| Will Forte | ... | Ken |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Vintage Barbie |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Bratz doll |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Trump Family |
| Weekend Update |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... |
Donovan McNabb
Commentary on his Super Bowl chances |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Wilma McNabb |
| Cold Opening |
| Fred Armisen | ... | contestant |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk Live |
| Will Forte | ... | contestant |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mary Roach |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | contestant |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Monologue |
| Paris Hilton | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Jose Cuervo Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Tinkerbell Voice |
| Kenan Thompson |
| Commercial |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Paul |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary B. Anthony |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Kyan Charles Muendell | ... | baby |
| Sketch | Versace Skiing |
| Paris Hilton | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Jorgen |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | skier |
♬Ian David & Steve Skinner - "Hard House"
| Sketch | Purse Shopping |
| Paris Hilton | ... | Portia |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dustin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Thomas |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Starkisha |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Malik |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | patron |
| Mary Dimino | ... | customer |
| Commercial |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Paul |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary B. Anthony |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kyan Charles Muendell | ... | baby |
| Commercial |
| Paris Hilton | ... | spokesperson |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Warren Grabowski |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Lexus |
| Tina Fey | ... | Christy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | caller |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Trixie |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Candy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | caller |
| Sketch | Trump Family |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | ... |
Donovan McNabb
Commentary on his Super Bowl chances |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Wilma McNabb |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Daffodil /little person |
| Fred Armisen | ... | little person |
| Tina Fey |
Point/CounterpointHometown Fans | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Paris Hilton | ... | Debbie Sterling |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | student |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Trent Worthington |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mervin Watson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | student |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | student |
| Commercial |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Paul |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary B. Anthony |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Kyan Charles Muendell | ... | baby |
| Commercial |
| Paris Hilton | ... | student |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rafael Alonzo |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | student |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | student |
| Rob Riggle | ... | student |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus |
| Sketch |
| Paris Hilton | ... | Fashion Fever Barbie |
| Will Forte | ... | Ken |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Vintage Barbie |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Bratz doll |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Bar |
| Paris Hilton | ... | Stephanie |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brent |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | friend |
| Robert Z. Grant | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paris Hilton | 9 | 1 | |||
| Keane | 2 | ||||
| Lee Barron | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Willard | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 8 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 8 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 9 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rob Riggle | 1 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Nick Kenkel | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| J.B. Smoove | 1 | ||||
| Mary Dimino | 1 | ||||
| Robert Z. Grant | 1 | ||||
| Kyan Charles Muendell | 3 | ||||
| 84 | 4 | 13 | 8 |