| Sketch | Tommy |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | father |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | mother |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tommy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Gordon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jenny |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sally |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Lavontre |
| James Anderson | ... | deejay |
♬Kool & The Gang - "Celebration"
♬Blackbox - "Strike It Up"
♬Bee Gees - "You Should Be Dancing"
♬The Association - "Cherish"
♬C+C Music Factory - "Gonna Make You Sweat"