| Cold Opening | Pentagon Press Briefing |
| Sketch | Tommy |
| Show | Prince Christmas Special |
| Film | A Blue Christmas |
| Musical Performance | "Soldier" |
| Sketch | Italian Stereotypes |
| Musical Performance | "Cater 2 U" |
| Sketch | Christmas with the Cat Lady |
| Miscellaneous | Season's Greetings |
| Cold Opening | Pentagon Press Briefing |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Apu Pibat Still |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | reporter |
| Will Forte | ... | Wadri Diyah Riyah Still |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Seth Meyers | ... | reporter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rani Diyah Riyah Still |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | reporter |
| Rob Riggle | ... | reporter |
| Show |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Zach Ricky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jerry |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Boddeker |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Duane Hosey |
| Sketch | Tommy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | mother |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tommy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Gordon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jenny |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sally |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Lavontre |
| James Anderson | ... | deejay |
| Show | Prince Christmas Special |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beyoncé |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Al Reynolds |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Star Jones |
| Film | A Blue Christmas |
| Amy Poehler | ... | child Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Margaret Cho Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Natalie Merchant Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Rudolph Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | nurse Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Al Franken Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Moby Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Rush Limbaugh Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rob Riggle | ... | Leviticus /street prophet |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brad Scheinwald |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Abe Scheinwald |
| John Lutz | ... | buyer Still |
| Sketch | Italian Stereotypes |
| Fred Armisen | ... | accomplice |
| Will Forte | ... | accomplice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | FBI agent |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ruben Sanders |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Gino |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | FBI agent |
| Cold Opening | Pentagon Press Briefing |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Craig Fenson Live |
| Cold Opening | Pentagon Press Briefing |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Craig Fenson Live |
| Cold Opening | Pentagon Press Briefing |
| Show | Prince Christmas Special |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beyoncé |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Al Reynolds |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Star Jones |
| Film | A Blue Christmas |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Margaret Cho Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Natalie Merchant Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Al Franken Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Moby Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Rush Limbaugh Voice |
| Cold Opening | Pentagon Press Briefing |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Craig Fenson Live |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Apu Pibat Still |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | reporter |
| Will Forte | ... | Wadri Diyah Riyah Still |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Seth Meyers | ... | reporter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rani Diyah Riyah Still |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | reporter |
| Rob Riggle | ... | reporter |
⁕The last several seconds of this sketch are briefly interrupted by a Christmas bumper. In reruns, the final minute is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, which includes a few different terrorist names.
| Show |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Chuck Gordon |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Zach Ricky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jerry |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Boddeker |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Duane Hosey |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Tommy |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | father |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | mother |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tommy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Gordon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jenny |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sally |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Lavontre |
| James Anderson | ... | deejay |
♬Kool & The Gang - "Celebration"
♬Blackbox - "Strike It Up"
♬Bee Gees - "You Should Be Dancing"
♬The Association - "Cherish"
♬C+C Music Factory - "Gonna Make You Sweat"
| Show | Prince Christmas Special |
| Robert DeNiro | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beyoncé |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Al Reynolds |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Star Jones |
⁕Maya Rudolph's right earring accidentally falls off.
| Film | A Blue Christmas |
| Erik Bergmann | ... | Santa Claus Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | child Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Margaret Cho Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Natalie Merchant Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Rudolph Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | nurse Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Al Franken Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Moby Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Rush Limbaugh Voice |
| Sketch |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Seth Meyers | ... | director Voice |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 12.11.2004 dress rehearsal.
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rob Riggle | ... | Leviticus /street prophet |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brad Scheinwald |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Abe Scheinwald |
| John Lutz | ... | buyer Still |
⁕Tina Fey ad-libs "Thank you, sir" after an audience member laughs loudly at one of her jokes.
⁕The Leviticus segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕The Scheinwald segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Italian Stereotypes |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Mr. Tanucci |
| Fred Armisen | ... | accomplice |
| Will Forte | ... | accomplice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | FBI agent |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ruben Sanders |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Gino |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | FBI agent |
| Vinny De Vingo | ... | accomplice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robert DeNiro | 7 | 1 | |||
| Destiny's Child | 2 | ||||
| Jim Henson's Muppets | 1 | ||||
| Kermit The Frog | 1 | ||||
| Lil Wayne | 1 | ||||
| Lee Barron | 1 | ||||
| Erik Bergmann | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Willard | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 2 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Rob Riggle | 3 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| James Anderson | 1 | ||||
| John Lutz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 3 | 3 | ||
| Vinny De Vingo | 1 | ||||
| 64 | 4 | 11 | 14 | 4 |