| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rob Riggle | ... | Leviticus /street prophet |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brad Scheinwald |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Abe Scheinwald |
| John Lutz | ... | buyer Still |
⁕Tina Fey ad-libs "Thank you, sir" after an audience member laughs loudly at one of her jokes.