| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
John Ashcroft
Commentary on his resignation |
| Amy Poehler |
Demonstrates what happened to Tara Reid | |
| Seth Meyers | ... |
Doug Stradley Commentary on college voters |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ritchie B /deaf comedian |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus /interpreter |