| Cold Opening | Congratulatory Call |
| Sketch | Pre-Wedding Night |
| Show | You Call This A House Do Ya? |
| Show | Wake Up San Diego |
| Musical Performance | "Float On" |
| Sketch | Drug-Sniffing Dog |
| Musical Performance | "Ocean Breathes Salty" |
| Cold Opening | Congratulatory Call |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry |
| Paula Pell | ... | Ashley /secretary Voice |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Smith |
| Will Forte | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | ||
| John Lutz | ... | Amish man |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | eskimo |
| Sketch | Pre-Wedding Night |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Al Reynolds |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Star Jones |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | Denzel Jenkins |
| Show | You Call This A House Do Ya? |
| Seth Meyers | ... | "Buildin'" Finn McQuinn |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Molly |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Pat |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Wake Up San Diego |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Toby Fredericks |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Joyce Ann Golden |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Darnell Martinez |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
John Ashcroft
Commentary on his resignation |
| Amy Poehler |
Demonstrates what happened to Tara Reid | |
| Seth Meyers | ... |
Doug Stradley Commentary on college voters |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ritchie B /deaf comedian |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus /interpreter |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Willie Tater |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Percy Bo Dance |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Nerod |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tyler |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Netti Bo Dance |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mrs. Denmont |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Travis Shankers |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jake Denmont |
| Weekend Update |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ritchie B /deaf comedian |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus /interpreter |
| Cold Opening | Congratulatory Call |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry |
| Sketch | Pre-Wedding Night |
| Cold Opening | Congratulatory Call |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry |
| Paula Pell | ... | Ashley /secretary Voice |
| Monologue |
| Liam Neeson | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Smith |
| Will Forte | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | ||
| John Lutz | ... | Amish man |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | eskimo |
| Sketch | Pre-Wedding Night |
| Liam Neeson | ... | Sean Connery |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Al Reynolds |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Star Jones |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | Denzel Jenkins |
| Show | You Call This A House Do Ya? |
| Liam Neeson | ... | Lorken McArdle |
| Seth Meyers | ... | "Buildin'" Finn McQuinn |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Molly |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Pat |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Rob Riggle | ... | husband |
⁕When this commercial parody originally aired on 10.02.2004, it ended with a shot of Rob Riggle with an erection. On this episode and on 04.16.2005, the shot is removed.
| Show | Wake Up San Diego |
| Liam Neeson | ... | Trevor Green |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Toby Fredericks |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Joyce Ann Golden |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Darnell Martinez |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
John Ashcroft
Commentary on his resignation |
| Amy Poehler |
Demonstrates what happened to Tara Reid | |
| Seth Meyers | ... |
Doug Stradley Commentary on college voters |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ritchie B /deaf comedian |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus /interpreter |
| Show |
| Liam Neeson | ... | Marlon Weaver |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Willie Tater |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Percy Bo Dance |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Nerod |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tyler |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Netti Bo Dance |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mrs. Denmont |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Travis Shankers |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jake Denmont |
| Sketch | Drug-Sniffing Dog |
| Liam Neeson | ... | guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | officer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Quinn |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Liam Neeson | 7 | 1 | |||
| Modest Mouse | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 3 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 1 | ||||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rob Riggle | 3 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| J.B. Smoove | 1 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 1 | ||||
| 57 | 11 | 10 | 5 |