| Cold Opening | Second Presidential Debate |
| Sketch | Vice Presidential Debate |
| Musical Performance | "The Same Love That Made Me Laugh" |
| Sketch | Basketball Offers |
| Sketch | Heaven |
| Sketch | Voter Registration |
| Musical Performance | "Hard Times" |
| Cold Opening | Second Presidential Debate |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Carla Tamborello |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Charles Gibson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Cheryl Spander |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Anthony Baldi |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nikki Washington |
| John Lutz | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | Linda Grabel |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Greg |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guy |
| Rob Riggle | ... | guy |
| Charlie Grandy | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Vice Presidential Debate |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Martha Stewart |
| Finesse Mitchell |
Commentary on baby names chosen by young black mothers |
| Sketch | Basketball Offers |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Sean Tasty |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Letron |
| Rob Riggle | ... | coach |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mr. Williams |
| Cartoon |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Benjamin Harrison Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Dick Cheney Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Franklin Roosevelt Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | George Washington Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Keith Moon Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Larry Thurlow Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Ron Reagan Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Toby Keith Voice |
| Sketch | Voter Registration |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Starkisha |
| Chris Parnell | ... | husband |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Susan Valdecur |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Appreciante |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Malik |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Roz |
| Seth Meyers | ... | David Clinger |
| Chris Parnell | ... | scientist |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | scientist |
| Cartoon |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George W. Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | John Kerry Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Hugh Wilson | ... | Jim Morrison Voice |
| Sketch | Voter Registration |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Starkisha |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Appreciante |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Malik |
| Cold Opening | Second Presidential Debate |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Charles Gibson |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Anthony Baldi |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nikki Washington |
| Paula Pell | ... | Linda Grabel |
| Show |
| Queen Latifah | ... | Patti LaBelle |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Stone |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beyoncé |
| Sketch | Vice Presidential Debate |
| Cartoon |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George W. Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | John Kerry Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Hugh Wilson | ... | Jim Morrison Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Benjamin Harrison Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Dick Cheney Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Franklin Roosevelt Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | George Washington Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Keith Moon Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Larry Thurlow Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Ron Reagan Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Toby Keith Voice |
| Cold Opening | Second Presidential Debate |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Carla Tamborello |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Charles Gibson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Cheryl Spander |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Anthony Baldi |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nikki Washington |
| John Lutz | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | Linda Grabel |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guy |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Greg |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guy |
| Rob Riggle | ... | guy |
| Charlie Grandy | ... | guy |
| Show |
| Queen Latifah | ... | Patti LaBelle |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Stone |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beyoncé |
| Sketch | Vice Presidential Debate |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Martha Stewart |
| Queen Latifah | ... | Kinyata Williams /cellmate |
| Finesse Mitchell |
Commentary on baby names chosen by young black mothers |
| Sketch | Basketball Offers |
| Queen Latifah | ... | mother |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Sean Tasty |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Letron |
| Rob Riggle | ... | coach |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mr. Williams |
| Cartoon |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George W. Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | John Kerry Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Hugh Wilson | ... | Jim Morrison Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Benjamin Harrison Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Dick Cheney Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Franklin Roosevelt Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | George Washington Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Keith Moon Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Larry Thurlow Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Ron Reagan Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Toby Keith Voice |
| Sketch | Voter Registration |
| Queen Latifah | ... | Darthula |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Starkisha |
| Chris Parnell | ... | husband |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Susan Valdecur |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Appreciante |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Malik |
| Sketch |
| Queen Latifah | ... | Sheila Alsnape |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Roz |
| Seth Meyers | ... | David Clinger |
| Chris Parnell | ... | scientist |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | scientist |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Queen Latifah | 10 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 1 | ||||
| Bill Chott | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Morris | 1 | 6 | 6 | ||
| Hugh Wilson | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 4 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Rob Riggle | 3 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 9 | 9 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Charlie Grandy | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| 63 | 4 | 31 | 19 |