| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Finesse Mitchell |
Commentary on bill collectors | |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Diana Ross
Commentary on her jail sentence |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Commentary on Bush's re-election campaign |