| Aired: | 03.13.2004 (10 / 16) |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Ronald McDonald |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Will Forte | ... | Mickey |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | black Patrick |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Marty |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | black William |