| Cold Opening | Endorsement |
| Show | A Very Special Valentine's Versace |
| Musical Performance | "Milkshake" |
| Sketch | Mike's Bar |
| Film | The World of Scott Wainio |
| Sketch | The White Stripes |
| Musical Performance | "Trick Me" |
| Cold Opening | Endorsement |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tipper Gore |
| Monologue |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Zelda Rubinstein |
| Will Forte | ... | E.T. |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Darth Vader |
| Seth Meyers | ... | C-3PO |
| Show | A Very Special Valentine's Versace |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Madonna |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Seth Meyers | ... | biker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | mother |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | biker |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | father |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | biker |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Diana Ross |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Roberta /bunkmate |
| Sketch | Mike's Bar |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eddie |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat O'Brien /Lord Epson Carlyle Pat O'Brien |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ian Gerrard |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Zoe Anderton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The White Stripes |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jack White |
| Chris Parnell | ... | commissioner |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | police officer |
| Cold Opening | Endorsement |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tipper Gore |
| Show | A Very Special Valentine's Versace |
| Sketch | Mike's Bar |
| Cold Opening | Endorsement |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tipper Gore |
| Monologue |
| Drew Barrymore | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Zelda Rubinstein |
| Will Forte | ... | E.T. |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Darth Vader |
| Seth Meyers | ... | C-3PO |
| Show | A Very Special Valentine's Versace |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Courtney Love |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Madonna |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Gobi's sister |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Seth Meyers | ... | biker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | mother |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | biker |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | father |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | biker |
⁕This commercial parody originally appeared at the 02.07.2004 dress rehearsal.
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Diana Ross |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Roberta /bunkmate |
| Sketch | Mike's Bar |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eddie |
| Show |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Jenny Belvedere |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat O'Brien /Lord Epson Carlyle Pat O'Brien |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ian Gerrard |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Zoe Anderton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The White Stripes |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Meg White |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jack White |
| Chris Parnell | ... | commissioner |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | police officer |
| Show |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Pink |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beyoncé |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | George Clinton |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drew Barrymore | 9 | 6 | |||
| Kelis | 2 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 6 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 6 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 1 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| J.B. Smoove | 1 | ||||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| 54 | 5 | 24 | 5 |