| Show | Celebrity Poker Showdown |
| Megan Mullally | ... | Tammy Faye Bakker |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kevin Pollak |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera#5 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Carrot Top#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Phil Gordon |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit#6 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 12.13.2003 dress rehearsal, in which Darrell Hammond played Kevin Pollak and Tina Fey played Megan Mullally.
♬Jack Arel & Jean-Claude Petit - "Full Lights"