| Cold Opening |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Andrew Card |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Rick Santorum |
♬Jean Michel Hervé & Teddy Lasry - "Serial Maniac"
| Cold Opening |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Andrew Card |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Rick Santorum |
♬Jean Michel Hervé & Teddy Lasry - "Serial Maniac"