May 17, 2003S28E20 #545
| Host: | Dan Aykroyd |
| Musical Guest: | Beyoncé |
| Cameos: | Jim Belushi, John Goodman, Jay-Z, Kip King |
| Sketch | The Rialto Grande |
| Cartoon | Cokee, The Most Expensive Dog In The World |
| Show | Donatella Versace Backyard Barbeque |
| Musical Performance | "Crazy In Love" |
| Sketch | La Cuisina Canina |
| Musical Performance | "Dangerously In Love" |
| Cold Opening | Hardball |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Rick Santorum |
| Show | Top O' The Morning |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Sketch | The Rialto Grande |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mackey |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Rodney "The Zipper" Calzoun |
| Tina Fey | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Buddy Mills |
| Amy Poehler | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jeff Richmond | ... | pianist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Sketch | The Falconer |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | The Falconer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Jeff Richards | ... | patron |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | The Claw |
| Cartoon | Cokee, The Most Expensive Dog In The World |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Robert Duvall Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jennifer Lopez Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | dog trainer Voice |
| Show | Donatella Versace Backyard Barbeque |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Jeff Richards | ... | David Letterman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Paula Pell | ... | Margaret Wallenbach Still |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl |
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Chris Parnell |
| Sketch | Astronaut Jones |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Astronaut Jones |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Venalla |
| Sketch | La Cuisina Canina |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Daisy |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Buddy |
| Tina Fey | ... | patron |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | King |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Fluffy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | patron |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tippy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Yorkie |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Skippy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | patron |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | waiter |
| Sketch | The Rialto Grande |
| Cold Opening | Hardball |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Andrew Card |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Rick Santorum |
| Show | Donatella Versace Backyard Barbeque |
| John Goodman | ... | Anna Nicole Smith |
| Jeff Richards | ... | David Letterman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Cold Opening | Hardball |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Andrew Card |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Rick Santorum |
| Show | Top O' The Morning |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Patrick Fitzpatrick |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Sketch | The Rialto Grande |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Donnie "The Finger" Dabinski |
| Kip King | ... | Jerome Mills |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mackey |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Rodney "The Zipper" Calzoun |
| Tina Fey | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Buddy Mills |
| Amy Poehler | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jeff Richmond | ... | pianist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Sketch | The Falconer |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | biker |
| John Goodman | ... | Parker |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | The Falconer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Jeff Richards | ... | patron |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | The Claw |
| Cartoon | Cokee, The Most Expensive Dog In The World |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Robert Duvall Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jennifer Lopez Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | dog trainer Voice |
| Show | Donatella Versace Backyard Barbeque |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Esteban |
| John Goodman | ... | Anna Nicole Smith |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Jeff Richards | ... | David Letterman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Paula Pell | ... | Margaret Wallenbach Still |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl |
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Chris Parnell |
| Sketch | Astronaut Jones |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | chief science officer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Astronaut Jones |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Venalla |
| Sketch | La Cuisina Canina |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Butch |
| John Goodman | ... | Big Dog |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Daisy |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Buddy |
| Tina Fey | ... | patron |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | King |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Fluffy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | patron |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tippy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Yorkie |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Skippy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | patron |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | waiter |
| Commercial | Dr. Deacon's Haunch Crack Powder |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sam Elliott |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dan Aykroyd | 9 | 2 | |||
| Beyoncé | 2 | ||||
| Jay-Z | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 1 | ||||
| John Goodman | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kip King | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 2 | |||
| Tina Fey | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Nick Kenkel | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richmond | 1 | ||||
| 67 | 12 | 8 | 9 | 1 |