| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
Joe Jackson (II) Commentary on the Michael Jackson interview |
| Ken Scarborough | ... | Doug Vagisil Still |
| Paula Pell | ... | Edna Vagisil Still |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | handyman Still |
| Will Forte | ... | Patrick Kelly#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gunther Kelly#1 |
| Eric Slovin | ... | butler |
♬Daft Punk - "One More Time"