| Cold Opening | U.N. Security Council |
| Sketch | Blind Date |
| Sketch | Protest |
| Musical Performance | "Travelin' Soldier" |
| Sketch | Stories |
| Musical Performance | "Sin Wagon" |
| Cold Opening | U.N. Security Council |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Russia delegate |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | France delegate |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Colin Powell |
| Chris Kattan | ... | China delegate |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Germany delegate Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Iceland delegate |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Germany translator Live Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Syria delegate |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chile delegate |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Cameroon delegate |
| Will Forte | ... | delegate |
| Seth Meyers | ... | delegate |
| Leo Allen | ... | France/Russia translator Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | Chile translator Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | China translator Voice |
| Eric Slovin | ... | Iceland translator Voice |
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | spokesperson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | employee |
| Seth Meyers | ... | employee |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Carlson |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
| Sketch | Protest |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | protester |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | protester |
| Chris Kattan | ... | protester |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | protester |
| Chris Parnell | ... | protester |
| Amy Poehler | ... | protester |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | protester |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | protester |
| Fred Armisen | ... | protester |
| Dean Edwards | ... | protester |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
Joe Jackson
Commentary on the Michael Jackson interview |
| Ken Scarborough | ... | Doug Vagisil Still |
| Paula Pell | ... | Edna Vagisil Still |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | handyman Still |
| Will Forte | ... | Patrick Kelly |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gunther Kelly |
| Eric Slovin | ... | butler |
| Show |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Contikri |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beertje Van Beers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Leonard |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Rice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Stories |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | coworker |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Troy |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Mr. Jenkins |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | coworker |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | coworker |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
| Weekend Update |
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
Joe Jackson
Commentary on the Michael Jackson interview |
| Cold Opening | U.N. Security Council |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Russia delegate |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | France delegate |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Colin Powell |
| Chris Kattan | ... | China delegate |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Germany delegate Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Iceland delegate |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Germany translator Live Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Syria delegate |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chile delegate |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Cameroon delegate |
| Will Forte | ... | delegate |
| Seth Meyers | ... | delegate |
| Leo Allen | ... | France/Russia translator Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | Chile translator Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | China translator Voice |
| Eric Slovin | ... | Iceland translator Voice |
⁕Dress rehearsal featured a different cold opening in which George W. Bush and Dick Cheney discussed Iraq, and Dean Edwards played Michael Jackson.
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | spokesperson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | employee |
| Seth Meyers | ... | employee |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Carlson |
| Sketch |
| Matthew McConaughey | ... | David Wooderson |
| The Dixie Chicks | ... | chicks |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
♬ZZ Top - "Legs"
♬ZZ Top - "Sharp Dressed Man"
| Sketch | Protest |
| Matthew McConaughey | ... | organizer |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | protester |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | protester |
| Chris Kattan | ... | protester |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | protester |
| Chris Parnell | ... | protester |
| Amy Poehler | ... | protester |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | protester |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | protester |
| Fred Armisen | ... | protester |
| Dean Edwards | ... | protester |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
Joe Jackson
Commentary on the Michael Jackson interview |
| Ken Scarborough | ... | Doug Vagisil Still |
| Paula Pell | ... | Edna Vagisil Still |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | handyman Still |
| Will Forte | ... | Patrick Kelly |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gunther Kelly |
| Eric Slovin | ... | butler |
| Show |
| Matthew McConaughey | ... | Chrome |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Contikri |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beertje Van Beers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Leonard |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Rice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Stories |
| Matthew McConaughey | ... | Dave |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | coworker |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Troy |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Mr. Jenkins |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | coworker |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | coworker |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Matthew McConaughey | 8 | ||||
| The Dixie Chicks | 3 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 2 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 3 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Leo Allen | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Ken Scarborough | 1 | 1 | |||
| T. Sean Shannon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Eric Slovin | 2 | 1 | |||
| 74 | 10 | 2 | 8 | 3 |