February 8, 2003S28E11 #536

Host: Matthew McConaughey
Musical Guest: The Dixie Chicks
Cold Opening

U.N. Security Council

Fred Armisen ... Chile delegate
Jim Downey ... Chile translator Voice
Rachel Dratch ... Russia delegate
Dean Edwards ... Cameroon delegate
Jimmy Fallon ... France delegate
Will Forte ... delegate
Darrell Hammond ... Colin Powell
Chris Kattan ... China delegate
Seth Meyers ... delegate
Chris Parnell ... Germany delegate Live
Amy Poehler ... Iceland delegate
Maya Rudolph ... Germany translator Live Voice
Horatio Sanz ... Syria delegate
Paula Pell ... China translator Voice
Sketch

Blind Date

Rachel Dratch ... Jolie
Commercial

Nutri-Quick

Dean Edwards ... employee
Seth Meyers ... employee
Chris Parnell ... spokesperson
Jeff Richards ... Carlson
Sketch

Protest

Fred Armisen ... protester
Rachel Dratch ... protester
Dean Edwards ... protester
Jimmy Fallon ... protester
Chris Kattan ... protester
Tracy Morgan ... protester
Chris Parnell ... protester
Amy Poehler ... protester
Maya Rudolph ... protester
Horatio Sanz ... protester
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler ... announcer Voice
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Tracy Morgan ... Joe Jackson

Commentary on the Michael Jackson interview

Paula Pell ... Edna Vagisil Still
T. Sean Shannon ... handyman Still
Will Forte ... Patrick Kelly
Fred Armisen ... Gunther Kelly
Eric Slovin ... butler
Sketch

Stories

Jimmy Fallon ... coworker
Chris Kattan ... Troy
Tracy Morgan ... Mr. Jenkins
Maya Rudolph ... coworker
Horatio Sanz ... coworker
Weekend Update
Tracy Morgan ... Joe Jackson

Commentary on the Michael Jackson interview

Cold Opening

U.N. Security Council

Fred Armisen ... Chile delegate
Jim Downey ... Chile translator Voice
Rachel Dratch ... Russia delegate
Dean Edwards ... Cameroon delegate
Jimmy Fallon ... France delegate
Will Forte ... delegate
Darrell Hammond ... Colin Powell
Chris Kattan ... China delegate
Seth Meyers ... delegate
Chris Parnell ... Germany delegate Live
Amy Poehler ... Iceland delegate
Maya Rudolph ... Germany translator Live Voice
Horatio Sanz ... Syria delegate
Paula Pell ... China translator Voice
Sketch

Blind Date

Matthew McConaughey ... Martin
Rachel Dratch ... Jolie
Commercial

Nutri-Quick

Dean Edwards ... employee
Seth Meyers ... employee
Chris Parnell ... spokesperson
Jeff Richards ... Carlson
Sketch

Protest

Matthew McConaughey ... organizer
Fred Armisen ... protester
Rachel Dratch ... protester
Dean Edwards ... protester
Jimmy Fallon ... protester
Chris Kattan ... protester
Tracy Morgan ... protester
Chris Parnell ... protester
Amy Poehler ... protester
Maya Rudolph ... protester
Horatio Sanz ... protester
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler ... announcer Voice
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Tracy Morgan ... Joe Jackson

Commentary on the Michael Jackson interview

Paula Pell ... Edna Vagisil Still
T. Sean Shannon ... handyman Still
Will Forte ... Patrick Kelly
Fred Armisen ... Gunther Kelly
Eric Slovin ... butler
Sketch

Stories

Matthew McConaughey ... Dave
Jimmy Fallon ... coworker
Chris Kattan ... Troy
Tracy Morgan ... Mr. Jenkins
Maya Rudolph ... coworker
Horatio Sanz ... coworker