February 8, 2003#1
| Cold Opening | U.N. Security Council |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chile delegate |
| Jim Downey | ... | Chile translator Voice |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Russia delegate |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Cameroon delegate |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | France delegate |
| Will Forte | ... | delegate |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Colin Powell |
| Chris Kattan | ... | China delegate |
| Seth Meyers | ... | delegate |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Germany delegate Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Iceland delegate |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Germany translator Live Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Syria delegate |
| Paula Pell | ... | China translator Voice |