| Aired: | 10.05.2002 (13 / 19) |
| Matt Damon | ... | Axl Rose |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Farnsworth Bentley |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Seth Meyers | ... | husband |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Puff Daddy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |