| Show | Versace Oscar Party |
| Ian McKellen | ... | Yves St. Laurent |
| Kylie Minogue | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Elizabeth Hurley |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Bono |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
⁕In reruns, the opening title sequence of this sketch includes the title sequence of the "DisMissed" sketch from the 03.02.2002 episode.
♬Ian David & Steve Skinner - "Hard House"