| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | James Haven Voight#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Angelina Jolie#1 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | David Mack Wilson#2 /Qrplt*xk Voight |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Joy Lipton#2 |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | James Haven Voight#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Angelina Jolie#1 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | David Mack Wilson#2 /Qrplt*xk Voight |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Joy Lipton#2 |