| Cold Opening | Breakfast in New Hampshire |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Bill Bradley |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain Live |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sharon |
⁕The "Live from New York" portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.