| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... |
narrator Voice The MillenniumPart Two: Moments That Never Occurred |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Marla Maples |
⁕Colin Quinn interrupts a joke to ad-lib "God bless you" after a sneeze is heard in the audience.