| Cold Opening | World Series Bet |
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In Yankee History |
| Show | Crosstalk |
| Musical Performance | "Still D.R.E." |
| Sketch | McMullins House |
| Sketch | Bar |
| Musical Performance | "Forgot About Dre" |
| Cold Opening | World Series Bet |
| Will Ferrell | ... | spectator Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rudy Giuliani Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | staffer |
| Show | Crosstalk |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Gurley Brown |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jennifer Lewis |
| Chris Parnell | ... | David Gregory |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Calista Flockhart |
| Paula Pell | ... | Sarah /caller Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... |
narrator Voice The MillenniumPart Two: Moments That Never Occurred |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Marla Maples |
| Sketch | McMullins House |
| Will Ferrell | ... | police officer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | police officer |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Colleen McMullins |
| Cold Opening | World Series Bet |
| Will Ferrell | ... | spectator Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rudy Giuliani Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | staffer |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, in which a voiceover introduces Giuliani instead of Tim Meadows.
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In Yankee History |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Lou Gehrig |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Crosstalk |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Gurley Brown |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jennifer Lewis |
| Chris Parnell | ... | David Gregory |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Calista Flockhart |
| Paula Pell | ... | Sarah /caller Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... |
narrator Voice The MillenniumPart Two: Moments That Never Occurred |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Marla Maples |
⁕Colin Quinn interrupts a joke to ad-lib "God bless you" after a sneeze is heard in the audience.
| Sketch | McMullins House |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Don McMullins |
| Will Ferrell | ... | police officer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | police officer |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Colleen McMullins |
⁕Cheri Oteri refers to one of the trick-or-treaters as Lori Nasso, which is the name of a writer.
| Sketch | Bar |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | bartender |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Howard Stern |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Michael Jackson |
⁕Jimmy Fallon's Howard Stern impression was added to this sketch between dress rehearsal and the live show, as the news of Stern's breakup had just gone public.
♬The 5th Dimension - "One Less Bell To Answer"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Norm MacDonald | 8 | 5 | |||
| Dr. Dre | 2 | ||||
| Eminem | 1 | ||||
| Snoop Dogg | 1 | ||||
| Savion Glover | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 2 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 2 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 6 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Chris Kattan | |||||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | |||||
| Molly Shannon | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| 42 | 17 | 9 |