| Sketch | Mango |
| David Duchovny | ||
| John Goodman | ||
| Matt Lauer | ||
| Al Roker | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | police officer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | fan |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | nurse |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | paramedic |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Téa Leoni |
| Robert Carlock | ... | director |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | fan |