| Sketch | St. Monica Autumn Dance |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mickey |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Sean O'Neil |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Sister Ann |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sister Marie |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Shelly Peterbuilt |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
♬Spice Girls - "Wannabe"
♬OMC - "How Bizarre"
♬Jeffrey Osborne - "On The Wings Of Love"
♬Johnny Mathis - "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"
♬Bee Gees - "You Should Be Dancing"