| Cold Opening | Class Reunion |
| Sketch | Drill Sergeant |
| Sketch | Screen Door |
| Show | Forbes on Forbes |
| Musical Performance | "Bulls On Parade" |
| Sketch | Roofers |
| Show | Seattle Today |
| Sketch | Beauty School |
| Sketch | Fast Talk |
| Sketch | Florida Bugs |
| Cold Opening | Class Reunion |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Mike |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski Live |
| David Koechner | ... | James Mallory |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | George Graham |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Edward Worthington |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emily |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Patty |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Walter |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Stu |
| Monologue |
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Tom Gianas | ... | audience member |
| Tim Herlihy | ... | audience member |
| Adam McKay | ... | audience member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | audience member |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | broker |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | broker |
| David Koechner | ... | broker |
| Jim Downey | ... | Arthur Grayson |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | broker |
| Sketch | Drill Sergeant |
| Jim Breuer | ... | soldier |
| Will Ferrell | ... | soldier |
| Mark McKinney | ... | soldier |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Suel Forrester |
| Fred Wolf | ... | soldier |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | broker |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | broker |
| David Koechner | ... | broker |
| Jim Downey | ... | Arthur Grayson |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | broker |
| Sketch | Beauty School |
| Will Ferrell | ... | stylist |
| David Koechner | ... | Gerald Tibbins |
| Tom Gianas | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Fast Talk |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Charlie |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jimmy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Eddie |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Dotty |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Johnny Jones |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | patron |
| Cold Opening | Class Reunion |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Mike |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski Live |
| David Koechner | ... | James Mallory |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | George Graham |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Edward Worthington |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emily |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Patty |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Walter |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Stu |
| Monologue |
| Steve Forbes | ||
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Tom Gianas | ... | audience member |
| Tim Herlihy | ... | audience member |
| Adam McKay | ... | audience member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | audience member |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | broker |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | broker |
| David Koechner | ... | broker |
| Jim Downey | ... | Arthur Grayson |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | broker |
| Sketch | Drill Sergeant |
| Jim Breuer | ... | soldier |
| Will Ferrell | ... | soldier |
| Mark McKinney | ... | soldier |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Suel Forrester |
| Fred Wolf | ... | soldier |
| Show |
| Steve Forbes | ||
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| David Koechner | ... | Pat Buchanan |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Sketch | Screen Door |
| Steve Forbes | ... | Ted Boreman |
| Lauren Toub | ... | girl |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Rita DelVecchio |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Ralph Decastiglione |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | broker |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | broker |
| David Koechner | ... | broker |
| Jim Downey | ... | Arthur Grayson |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | broker |
| Sketch | Roofers |
| Steve Forbes | ... | Slug |
| David Koechner | ... | roofer |
| Colin Quinn | ... | roofer |
| Fred Wolf | ... | supervisor |
| Sketch | Beauty School |
| Steve Forbes | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | stylist |
| David Koechner | ... | Gerald Tibbins |
| Tom Gianas | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Fast Talk |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Charlie |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jimmy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Eddie |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Dotty |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Johnny Jones |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Florida Bugs |
| Steve Forbes | ... | husband |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Tony |
| Molly Shannon | ... | wife |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Charlie |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Forbes | 7 | ||||
| Rage Against The Machine | 1 | ||||
| Sabina Beekman | 1 | ||||
| Catherine Forbes | 1 | ||||
| Elizabeth Forbes | 1 | ||||
| Moira Forbes | 1 | ||||
| Roberta Forbes | 1 | ||||
| Sabina Forbes | 1 | ||||
| Lauren Toub | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Breuer | 4 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | |||
| David Koechner | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mark McKinney | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | |||||
| Cheri Oteri | 1 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | ||||
| David Spade | |||||
| Nancy Walls | 2 | ||||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 2 | ||||
| Fred Wolf | 3 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 3 | 2 | |||
| Tom Gianas | 2 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tim Herlihy | 1 | ||||
| Adam McKay | 1 | ||||
| Dennis McNicholas | 1 | ||||
| Lori Nasso | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Matt Piedmont | 1 | ||||
| Ryan Shiraki | 1 | ||||
| Michael Shoemaker | 3 | ||||
| 76 | 6 | 5 | 3 |