| Cold Opening |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Barry Scheck |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bill McDonald#1 |
| David Koechner | ... | Robert Shapiro |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Lance Ito#4 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran#3 Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | F. Lee Bailey#1 |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |
♬David Arch - "The Refrigerator"